Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
One day in first grade, my teacher was teaching us the difference between if you write with your left or right hand. I was fucking around so hard with the kid next to me, that my teacher called me out, yelling at me EMMA ARE YOU RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED! I panicked and instead of owning up to the fact I wasn’t paying attention, I figured I only had two choices, so I might as well just go for it. I told her left, so she asked why I was writing with my right hand. I told I wanted to see how it felt. I then spent the entire day writing with my left hand, and spent the next three days transitioning back over to right, saying I liked the way that one felt better.
I saw her years later and she told me that she wasn’t even mad about it. She spent the week observing me and was super impressed with how committed I was to the whole thing. She didn’t even punish me for not paying attention in class.